is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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