Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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