Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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