yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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