And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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