Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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