his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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