This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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