Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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