is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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