I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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