My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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