before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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