dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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