The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my vag is so smooth its legendary
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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