you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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