i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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