He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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