your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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