My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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