The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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