I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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