Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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