O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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