take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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