I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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