Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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