and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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