I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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