the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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