Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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