I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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