We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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