just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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