Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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