I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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porn star boner night. come get it.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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