I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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