Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
