Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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