She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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