i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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