Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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