So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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