omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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