If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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