Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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