Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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