he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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