people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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