Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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