mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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