Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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