I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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