You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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